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Friday, February 25, 2011

Jerky

Once I dreamt I worked at Home Depot
and the manager caught me on-camera
jerking off into a paint can
 in the screwdriver isle
I woke up with my heart pounding

I thought I was really fired

Little did my manager know
I do it all the time.

3 comments:

  1. You haven't updated your blog in quite awhile, but I can imagine the reasons for this.
    I just wanted to say to you that I really hope you come to visit at the end of April, like you have been telling T. The 30th is my birthday and you should come here so that we can go to bars and get wastey face and dance around. Yay!
    So really, if you dick out of coming then, I will be mad. Ok that is it, have a wonderful day!

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  2. Ok, so I found a flight for the 28th of april that departs at 1245 from pittsburgh, arrives at 219 and leaves on march 2nd. let me know if thats cool sos I can buyeth the ticket

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